Score: 6

"eh"

submission: Dont Play With Fire

date: March 16, 2006

You guys should combine your efforts to make something worthwhile. This was not worthwhile but it was well-done. Maybe it's just me but... this kind of stuff is on NG everyday, you guys should make someone no one has seen before.... or I guess you could just make the next one about people being decapitated..or something.

Score: 6

"Well.."

submission: FFVII: 66 Hit Combo

date: March 16, 2006

I can understand the excitement of submitting a flash movie and that's why I hate to say anything bad...but this was really boring. It needs to be faster, WAAAAYYY faster. It's nice but shouldn't have scored this high, it's just cause you're using FF7 characters..but that isn't your fault. Anyway, speed it up! make something that is your own. You have skills, use them for NOT FF related stuff! This game is almost over 10 years old now! It's time we all move on!!

Peace.

Score: 6

"Hmmph"

submission: The Ultimate Showdown

date: March 16, 2006

I am surprised this is number one.... I mean, it's cool and all but, to me, it's not top 10 material. I think if the whole chuck norris part wasn't in it, it would be down another point.... Maybe it's just me...but what was so funny and great?

meh. Good job guys.

Oh yeah...and this IS the most overrated flash ever.

Score: 7

":P"

submission: Cupid's Last Stand

date: February 24, 2006

Very interesting. Great art style, you really made a lot of what you had. I didn't see almost any animation! However, your art-style and how clean it all looks make's up for it, that said, some of the motion tweens were pretty bad, you shouldn't have tweens so abruptly, do trace to line, just take the time, it's worth it!

Anyway, you really pulled this shit together man, look at that score!

Score: 6

"Well.."

submission: -Play More-

date: February 4, 2006

This is nice but it's kind of like a bunch of gifs repeating over and over again. I'm confused as to why it's rated so EXTREMELY high. Don't get me wrong, your syncing is great but like you said, it's just rotoscope. Regardless, enjoy all this praise you lucky bastard. :P

Score: 6

"Promise."

submission: A Psycho's Dream

date: January 26, 2006

Hey it's pretty good, short, obviously, but good. I think that it's all a little too cliched though. You need to put in REALLY weird stuff, this stuff on here we've seen in movies before, and the girl getting shot in the head was just...a girl getting shot in the head, didn't really disturb me. I would look up some really weird shit online, I don't know, do some research to find inspiration, I know that sounds weird but you could make a really kickass flick with your skills.

Score: 6

"Nice"

submission: Cave Escape 2

date: January 25, 2006

This is pretty cool, I think it would be even better though if you didn't use a stickman. You could make this game awesome with powerups or maybe just finding some creative stuff to add in there. It also would be better if the background changed.

Nice game though, its fun you just have to put in some stuff to make playing more worth it, like maybe a boss at the end or something.

Score: 7

"hey"

submission: Mario: Magic Mushroom

date: January 24, 2006

Not as bad as people are making it out to be. If you did one that was longer...itd be awesome. Great direction, it was spot-on. Pretty good animation too. Keep it up and make a story, good stuff.

Score: 2

"What?"

submission: O.N.E.

date: November 3, 2005

Why is this rated so high, it's the least redeeming submission I've ever seen. All it is is rendered models dancing, he didn't even animate it. The backgrounds are minimalistic so he didn't have to do any work. Nothing is even happening in the backgrounds, it's boring, they're just dancing to mostly shitty music.

Anyone? Am I going nuts here?

Score: 5

"Err...hype."

submission: Surface

date: June 21, 2005

I don't see what everyone thinks is so amazing about this. The drawings are very well done...but there is little to no actual animation. The story is not creative...at all, it's like a B-anime. It's just boring. Just still images, pans and talking talking talking. The talking wasn't even necessary really. Most of this could have been told without any words...and yet you have the character say EVERYTHING he see's.

"A key, wisdom, knoweldege,blah...blah blah"

I think if you applied your drawing and voice-acting skills to a more worthwhile story, this could be the best thing on newgrounds. As it stands, it's just bland storytelling with pretty pictures.

I only give reviews like this when I get pissed at the potential people have.