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JMartin97

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Rochester, NY
Job: I don't know

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Sign-Up Date:
12/18/99

Level: 8
Aura: Light

Rank: Town Watch
Blams: 70
Saves: 47
Rank #: 54,379

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 628 / 710
Exp. Rank #: 60,460
Voting Pow.: 5.03 votes

BBS Posts: 130 (0.04 per day)
Flash Reviews: 100
Music Reviews: 0
Trophies: 6
Stickers: 0

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100 Reviews | 16 w/ Responses

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Score: 8
LIFE- Its in you to give

"HAHA"

date: February 5, 2005

I'm sorry, I dunno if that was supposed to be funny, but it was fucking hilarious the way he dies, the car running over him and that little crunch noise...and the car just keeps going lol.

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Score: 4
Minushi - Chapter 2

"Work...Needs Work...."

date: August 14, 2004

Your characters are really ugly, especially the guy character...I want him to die he's so ugly. The girl is OK, but annoying...wtf is with the guy with the afro? The bad guy was sorta badass but all he did was spew cliched dialogue, "it's past your curfew"?! The action needs a ton of work...not once did I feel the characters were in danger...heck, if they were, I didn't care. All we see is the silhoutte of the girl kicking the robot...it's fucking lame dude. People on NG want to see some decent action not power-rangers grade fights.

Otherwise it's decent...Nice graphics, really nice in fact, just hate the two main characters. The pace was slow as hell too....*sigh*...you need someone to help you with the action and music.

If you'd like some help or want me to explain what I mean, hit me up on Aim: Sonofbiznit

Peace man.

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Score: 0
We Didn't Start The Fire*

"HJAHhahahahaHAjj"

date: April 7, 2004

HAHAHAH GAY GROUNDS HAHSHAHHAHAHA

What're you fucking retarded?

Author's Response:

hahahaha no but you look it hahahahahaha

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Score: 0
FRANKY DAVE

"No"

submission: FRANKY DAVE
date: April 7, 2004

No more clocks, buy yourself some creativity with the money you earned whoring someone else's (lame) clock shit.

Author's Response:

There was lad called JMartin97,
Who thought he had gone to heaven,
He was touched in the pants,
By a man from France,
When he was only eleven!

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Score: 0
Tears in Heaven

"Dreck"

submission: Tears in Heaven
date: April 7, 2004

This is a manipulative subpar powerpoint project. Why don't you show pictures of the people that were saved because of war you fool. If you're going to show such a biased piece of shit at least make it tolerable. This was horseshit.

It makes me wonder how you searched for pictures. "Emaciated people, dying people, dead people". Beyond fucked up.

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Score: 0
-+-Hero-+-

"GOD"

submission: -+-Hero-+-
date: April 5, 2004

Enough with the fucking clock shit.

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Score: 5
Killing Spree V - Preview

"Yuck"

date: March 27, 2004

Get better music that metal shit rapes your movie.

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Score: 10
Super Mario Reloaded

"Wow. Awe."

date: March 25, 2004

I hate sprite-based animation but this is the best I've ever seen, you are amazing my friend and the time and work you put in is really incredible. I hope this animation becomes as popular as I think it will be, you deserve to go down as an internet legend.

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Score: 0
smaosintro

"Uhhh"

submission: smaosintro
date: March 25, 2004

An intro that's three megs? Are you retarded? The MP3 isn't in a lower bit-rate, duh, turn down the quality. Why is there a bloody boob at the end of the movie? Why is the grammer and spelling incorrect. Why did you submit such a horrid piece of donkey shit?

The world may never know.

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Score: 2
Teh Thing: Part 2

"Well..."

submission: Teh Thing: Part 2
date: January 30, 2004

IF I wasn't gay I'd call this the gayest piece of faggotry I had ever seen. It happens that I am gay though, so I'll just let you know this doesn't deserve over a 2 and movies like this are ruining newgrounds.

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